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The Poor Student's Lament & The Good Student's Reply

"I keep dreaming about the District Attorney"

Autumn of My Life

Saltonstall Productivity Ballad

The Trump Learn-While-Sleeping Tapes

Rising and Sinking

The Green Room

Why do you even have a body?

Leader of the Free Dream World

Apartments in Houses

Ode to My Aunt Ann

Oatmeal Peanut Butter

Why Did I Cry in Emily Dickinson's Bedroom?

Dark Web

Dates with Famous People

The Opposite of Hogwarts

They Had No Way of Knowing

Sink, Universe

Money Flows to Me

Daddy's Girl

The Husband and the Indoor Raccoon

Danny's Wild Island

The Married Boyfriend

People in Candy Houses

Pregnant at 53

1:1 Commencement Address

Wellbutrin Bear

Transcendence at the Gate

You Too Can Make Excellent Pancakes

A Dog Gets Lost and Goes on an Adventure

Plumber Date

Under the Wire Lullaby

Little Blue Riding Hood

Ill-advised

Deathbed confession

Advice for the Sequel

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