Well, it’s wholesome! In our culture, it’s perfectly acceptable to hunt elk, fish salmon, and eat children.
By eating children, we thin the generation of its weakest specimens, thereby helping future generations emerge stronger. You should thank me, not interrogate me!
Furthermore, the meat is nutritious. And children are tiresome, you’ll admit. I could…
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