VELVET #1: Self-Help Tapes That Worked
But would they turn him into Andrew Jackson ... or Barack Obama?
VEVLET is a serial novel by Emily Sanders Hopkins about Donald Trump’s longtime imaginary friend.
The President’s closest advisors—his daughter Ivanka, her husband Jared, and a fat man in his late thirties named Wallace who was unknown to the public —were very pro the tapes. Had they vetted them? Yes, yes. And all he had to do was turn them on at night …
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